Best Friends Forever

You know how people have their best friends, the kind that stick to each other for the rest of their lives (or at least the next 1o years or so)? Well, here are some easy steps for you to be on your way to happiness!

Firstly, you have to actually find someone who is able to understand you, and have something in common to even start talking to you. Then you'd have to have enough similarities for the person to willingly spend a large portion of their time with you. This is the easy part.

Next, you'd have to be completely understanding and care a lot for your friend, so that when you get into an argument, at least one of you will give way and you can resolve the issue.

And, of course, there's the listening ear. You can't just talk on and on about youself, people get bored hearing the same stories repeatedly, especially if they become more exaggerated each time you tell them; but most are just too polite to let you know, so remember: situational-awareness!

So there you have it! The few simple steps to getting your very own best friend, for all you poor lonely emo folks out there.


Note: Results may vary from individual to individual, and could cause headaches, heartaches, nervous breakdowns, depression, emotional instability and other side effects.